Alcohol is slow suicide

They are, sir, they all are.

Royal Towing claimed the driver was a contract driver and that they were not responsible for his actions.

No, he is not.

Ummm, there’s one little thing. Ethanol. I have a 1993 Chevrolet pickup that I’ve had since new and have kept close tab of its fuel economy. Until 2003 (when 10% ethanol was required), it got 17 mpg on the highway and 15 around town. It’s best was 19. Now it struggles to get 14 on the highway with an all-time…

Let’s compare: Roommate vs. Garage

Your wife’s name is Nature? I hate to break this to you, but Nature is a bitch.

Oh brother, gravity (despite being banned in Sweden as discriminatory against fat and/or drunk people) still works. In other, astounding, news - it’s raining in Seattle.

I blew up a 74 Vega wagon in orange in Walla Walla Washington (300 miles from my home at the time). I went back for it with another motor (a 4 cyl).... and it knocked, but it ran long enough to get home where it was parked and never driven again.... I know the end of this should be the words “good” but I liked that…

According to VW, we can’t give them back their cars until November 1.... then it was “once approved you get an appointment”....

Anyways, Nürburgring times don’t matter.

All the motorcycle stuff reminded me. I was driving on Hwy 167 north of Auburn and got passed by an organ-donor on a bike. Normally, that floats by as so much thistle duff, but the guy kept looking over his shoulder - and I thought “that’s odd.” He dives off on 212th. Not 2 seconds after this, a cop blows by me…

turn the damn phone or the next rock is going to land on you

more likely it’d give the rock huggers time to organize and protest the destruction of yet another rock.

better they fall when the road is closed

meth is a hell of a drug

Powell is way too smart to run for President. Which is aptly illustrated by the fruitcakes we have running now - only the stupid want to be President.

What’s ironic to me about all of this (perhaps even a paradox). No where in the laws of these United States does it say that a politician can’t drive his own (or her own) car. Seriously, what is the ape in a suit going to do to him if he hops in his Corvette and runs down the street? Here’s what he’ll do - he’ll…

Agreed, but even a blind monkey will find its ass eventually. Biden is one of those people that I’d like to meet outside of politics.... inside, idiot, outside, tire-smoking hoon.... and hoons are good, real good.

that is not a normal ass, that’s an epic ass.