Tanks, get tanks involved.

The only way this works is if there’s a M1A1 Abrams tank with orders to shoot to kill the stupid asshole. Really, there is no other way. They could even sell it as “traffic improvement devices.” State governments, awash in MRAP vehicles would have further reason to ask for M1A1 tanks for traffic enforcement. Of…

I wonder if this story will make it to the new company or be this epic thread

What’s this objectively thing?

but why would you? hint - needs spark plugs is dealerspeak for smokes enough to kill the zika virus. who cares? it’s an old Jeep, it’s smoked for years and by gosh and by golly it can smoke for another 50 years.

Midwest salt, I’d spend some quality time on a creeper before I dropped the coin, but that looks like a solid deal.

There isn’t a day when I don’t at least consider doing this.... it’s nice to know that others feel the same way.

accreted is a word that should be used more often

Are you sure?

Hmmm... I wish I could see your expression if you see my comment about how you can swap “Jeep” for “Miata” and be correct in the assessment.

You’re giving her permission not to like Miatas? you did read the bit in her article about the attitude of Miata owners? No one needs a Miata owner’s permission to own another car. Personally, I like Miatas, when I turn them inside out going past them in a Corvette; it’s fun to watch. What’s even more fun to watch is…

You know, you could substitute “Jeep” for “Miata” and completely knock that weeble off the shelf too. Jeeps aren’t awesome anymore then the canvas under the Mona Lisa isn’t awesome. It’s what’s on top that’s awesome. Now, put an LS V8 in either of those vehicles - then my opinion changes.... until then, I’d rather not…

take your star - using a pre-stripper for the meme pushed it over the top.

yes there is, because then they become lawyers with even fewer morals then the typical lawyer.

Andrew knows strippers and their pricing. TMI or good to know?

founders allegedly blew the R&D money on lap dances and fast cars.

People cutting into line at Starbucks is a Tuesday, she wins for the extra flare.

Do you mean beat? rather then be? if so, you buy a fucking at

well played, $kay, well played.... and thank for not posting a picture of Ralph Nader in a swim suit.

I should explain this - to Navy folks “code red” means a woman is on her monthly cycle.