Take your star you clever writer

Were I to daily a C4 in the winter, I think I’d try to find another set of narrower wheels and put narrower tires on it. I daily drove a 67 Camaro when I was ski patrol. No chains, no worries never wrecked, never got stuck, never had a problem in 3 years. I had the cool fat tires for summer, and the narrowest studded…

first the mother-in-law of Bernie, then kidnapping - not sure which would be worse (do watch “Ruthless People” for context)

Perhaps there’s a new game called Pokemon kidnap?

You do the same thing as when the cars are turning left - you drink lots of beer.

Because they never get audited - the ones who get audited are the over-the-road drivers because they have to stop for weight stations and get audited there.

I guess it depends on who dies.

As long as you give them Harry Potter to watch, there’s nothing that could go wrong.

Guaranteed. They get 2 non-at-fault accidents and zero at-fault before termination.

Don’t worry, David, you’ve never been right.

Walmart - it’s Florida, exported.

Reason #327 to hate small dogs. Is there any use for them? That said, they took a Ford out and a Walmart - they have moved up in my esteem because of these actions.

such hate

It’s a long-term work in process, I think it’s sexy.

Now we’re going backwards - as I said before, that doesn’t have a private right to action. If only you’d put down the bong...

Metros were the first econobox. Nash also went the opposite direction as Detroit with smaller cars - that was copied by Detroit with the Falcon and the GM four of Nova, Cutlass, Skylark and Tempest. There was a gas crunch in the early 60s - gas went to, gasp, 25 cents a gallon! I wasn’t there, but my first car was a…

lose the word legal, then it’s extortion. As there isn’t a law, it’s extortion.

it’s called rolling coal

Count the number of times Jay Leno expresses amazement that the bike is thoroughly sorted in this clip

in addition to what you said - there is the whole basis of why Jesse James left California (for selling bikes that didn’t comply with regs) - but this is a different arena.