It's Kotaku, that's kind of a given.

There are good mobile games out there though. You're missing out on a few gems

Your outer adult should know better.

I've posted this before & I'll post it again:

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.

HEY BUDDY, YOU STAY OUT OF MY PHONE LINES!

Very interesting, much history, such funny.

Full disclosure - I realize your post wasn't serious. Only a moron would not have realized that. That being said:

Same, but the second one fits the tone shift of joining the Recon Corps better.

Best part? Fitness Trainer as Female Titan!

The expand button should only be visible when you mouse over the image, it's obscuring the text on most of these...

Well not entirely correct I did some digging and apparantly the girls are signed actors which makes this much much more boring to watch.

Do you think I came here to read? Do you, Owen?

As A Persian American working in this industry I really respect this guy. I had the privelage of being born and raised in American but my parents were both from influential families during the time of the shah and had to flee Iran during the revolution and be killed. My uncle was a fighter pilot for the Iranian Royal…

The shark jump in FF8 came with "Hey, turns out that we all grew up together and now we're going to kill our mom." It skidded the rest of the way to the end after that.

Yep. iPad gets 'heroic effort' and 'hail mary passes', but they just keep stringing us along on Android.

LOLLLLLLLLLL

gid gud scrub

You can beat them with swords