The PC version looks much better, in my opinion. Skin isn't perfectly smooth and the textures and lighting all appear to be more realistic.

I agree. The earlier models have the distinct look of some kind of water-sports product, whereas the recent one is recognizably human.

I think most likely it's simply because it's a Microsoft device. It's also an extremely common gaming controller that is well liked, so it has a large user base of people that overlaps both Xbox and PC.

Watch; it's about to capsize on the corpse of an overboard crew member.

If I hump your leg until you tell me to stop, does that mean that you wanted it before you spoke up? Like you were OK with it up until you changed your mind and said something and because you didn't wear a sign that says, "Please, no leg humping," I was totally justified in thinking it was fine with you?

What if she doesn't want to talk about it?

Ahem... yep, pretty sure that certain people just wish that females would evolve to stop aging at ten...

Most valuable life-lesson I learned from World of Warcraft:

You're making assumptions too; they're just implied ones that you aren't openly stating.

Are you certain that your sexual remarks don't make your female friends uncomfortable? And that maybe they just aren't letting on about that because they are better friends than you are? Not saying that's the case, but it's possible, and just because someone doesn't tell you they don't want you to do something doesn't…

Ok, hold on. I'm going to approach you from a different angle than what everyone else has been doing.

I forgot to add that the only problem is his 'game' and that she totally would have let him kiss her vagina if only he had been watching more of Mystery's PUA DVDs.

He was just trying to get laid and the bitch shot him down, guys! This is how I talk to my female friends all the time, and they never tell me it makes them uncomfortable so they must like it! If they don't, that's what they get for being my friends!

Wow, what a great time for Kinja to be broken.

Mr. Seinfeld! You will probably not see my question! But if you do, you can answer it!

I see that Kinja has finally destroyed comment sections in their entirety...

I think it's more along the lines of,

It was too easy.

Sepia?

I don't know, WHY DO YOU KEEP PUTTING ON A COSTUME?