I haven't either, and I'm not surprised. I don't think it's something anyone actually does - more like a tailor-made pejorative you use to marginalize someone in the absence of anything else to say about them.

I am totally not being serious.

Nah I don't own one, I'm just trying to represent the full spectrum. I'm creeped out by it too. It's pretty fucking creepy in itself. But a woman can own and use one without being some kind of creepy, 'chairsniffing' perv. And even if she is a chairsniffing perv, more power to her.

I think the worst thing of all is that an article such as this, and all of its corresponding backlash, will be much more profitable for the author and the site than any reasoned and sincere discourse could ever be.

Not at all creepy and never used alone to gain sexual pleasure in the absence of a suitable and willing partner

What I do with my dick is between me and my dick. So kindly go fuck yourself (pun intended).

My thoughts exactly.

Listen guy, your unsolicited advisement on the ins and outs of artistic style is pretty sad. First of all, you're one of those people who insists that when one makes a facetious and sarcastic remark they mean it to be taken for exactly what it says literally. That doesn't reflect well upon your own skills of analyses…

So it's stylized, and as such is free from any kind of criticism or analysis? Because it's an artist's stylistic choice I have to either like it or shut up? Or can I not make a remark on how I find that particular style awkward? Only if it's ok with you, of course.

My point is that it looks impossible and wrong to the eye. With that image in particular, her ass and legs are in such an impossible implied relationship with the rest of her body that it is distracting and awkward, and the only part of her which is proportionally or anatomically plausible is her head and shoulders.…

I'm the kind of guy who, afflicted by my post-coitus appetite, would ask if you were also hungry and offer to order delivery or pick something up for both of us. I would never eat someone's cherished leftovers because I know how much you were looking forward to eating that chocolate mousse cup for breakfast (we all…

After taking a closer look at some of his anatomy, I don't think he's ever seen an actual human body in real life. Unless he knows someone with a 24 inch waste that is over three feet long and resting on 80 pounds of thighs.

The woman with the umbrella is about ten feet tall with 4 feet of abdomen and thighs around two and a half feet in diameter...

Where are half of these people who whine about him when supermodels are forced to starve themselves or get body augmentations just to stay in work for popular media?

Nudity isn't the issue, nor is sexuality. It's the particular brand of helium-inflated sex dolls that certain genres and mediums seem to think should represent every female character. Look at his females - other than what material their shreds of clothing are made out of, they are all exactly the same.

The reason I'm being especially absolute in this case is because, though it's an extremely hypothetical situation, we are literally talking about a matter of life and death. Even if you somehow, against astronomical odds, were to find yourself in the one combat situation in which two handguns are better than one, how…

Why don't you tell me there, CoD Ranger?

The most suppressive fire is accurate fire. You can't suppress what you can't hit.

Have you considered that what you are defending models all of the behaviors you have complaints with? People on that side of this discussion seem to be very sensitive, because they respond very poorly to criticism (even someone else's). They seem entitled because they think they should be able to say anything they…

Did she get engaged to Spider-Man?