Haha I can't believe Charlton Heston was in that. He was a campy Sci-Fi superstar in the 70s, apparently. I've read 'A Modest Proposal' which satirically introduced the idea of using people as a stable food source, but I've never seen that movie. I will have to check it out.

I remember something from somewhere about a corporation that sets up free snack stands that give out unlimited supplies of this addictive lard-like substance. But then, everyone is a fat lard junkie so the corporation starts putting up these instant liposuction booths that make them skinny again and send all of the…

Giant Boy Detective! You're real! Are we gonna solve a mystery?

I would think that would make them more successful. Quick! Someone write a shlocky Sci-Fi short story about a snack corporation that fattens up their employees and uses their lard to go back in the snacks! Where was this on Are You Afraid of the Dark? They were sleeping on the job.

Thanks. I should have known but it's been a while since I've enjoyed a good jizz in my pants.

Thank you. Now I can actually see all of the little complexities; all the subtle shades of both ecstasy and shame.

Haha well then I hope that Hostess has very comprehensive diabetes coverage in their employee insurance plans.

What is this supposed to mean in this context? This particular facial expression was never part of my socialization.

How did Hostess fail as a brand? How? All they do is sell fat and sugar combined in a dozen different colors and shapes. How could that fail as a business model? At least they're back and I can enjoy some of those cupcakes once in a while.

I think Twinkies are just based off of the very simple concept that people like to eat fat and sugar, even if that's literally all the product consists of.

What field hockey shit? Lacrosse?

Yeah, what is up with those trans people? They go through all of that trouble just to wait on shadowy street corners, hungry for the opportunity to give you a boner just to spite you for not liking dick! The self-searching, the social ostracism, the operations - it's allllll so they can give you a boner against your…

Yeah, it can be very tough until you work through how you personally like to use each ship. That's one of the cool things about it though; it's very open to experimentation.

Thanks for typing that out as I sometimes prefer to read than watch videos, especially if they're just PR.

Pretentious, I'll give you. But entitled? What am I acting like I'm entitled to? You might want to look that one up before you throw it around.

You can get a lot of play time out of FTL. It's a perfect type of game to start up a play through when you've got some time to kill and you want to see if you can do better on this run than you did on your last one. It's very arcadey, in a sense.

Well aren't you the ontological prodigy. Would it make you happy if I said I was discussing Lucifer as a literary figure, or were you really that serious about insisting to me that Lucifer doesn't exist?

Sorry but that dog don't hunt. You missed the part where he said his comment was somewhere 'between the extremes of misogyny and an excuse to rant at women', a comment which he apparently deleted. Don't advise me to be honest when he and almost everyone defending his original comment doesn't have the balls to admit…

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I was also charged, but only for two of my orders. Keepin them fingers crossed man let's throw some psychic love at this thing.