Yeah, I'm in a martial art and we take choking VERY seriously. Air chokes, while still risky, are less so than blood chokes, but both of them can cause major damage very quickly. Good of you to warn people!

Awesome. I shall seek it out soon! :)

OH MY GOD PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

My overwhelming feeling when I watch cyst popping videos is jealousy that I'm not the one popping that big old cyst.

I went to youtube after watching this clip and fell down a cyst hole. I could watch these things forever. But my favorite is still "two girls, one cyst."

Reading Divergent right now. It's so good!

Ha! No, it actually wasn't. (Though I'm from Sacramento and have spent plenty of time in Davis!) It was in Athens, GA. However, it was around that time period. Maybe 98-99? How funny!

Yeah, I remember when her first album came out. She was only 18. CRAZY, huh?

Whoops!

Yep, that's right where I went too.

PREACH.

Shit, again? I be enlightening all over the damn place!

But, but... INTENT. It's fucking magic!

I'm a college instructor. I've sexted with a few folks in my day. Not many. (Few enough that my shit list would be REAL FUCKING SHORT if my pics were ever made public.) It's ridiculous that this kind of thing could be so scandalous as to cost me my job. I'm a 38 year old single woman. I'm allowed to have a private…

Awww, no, let her be. I'm sure she picked it out herself; she's figuring out her style. Ramsey even tried it on during the show. God forbid someone had let me on TV at that age! :)

HAHAHAHA. I FOILED YOUR NEFARIOUS SCHEME TO RUIN MY LUNCH BY SPILLING IT ON THE FLOOR TODAY. SO THERE.

That is amazing and disgusting.

Definitely. How about some pie? I'm normally team cake but I'm a little traumatized at the moment.