Dorothy is the best. (Even though I'm totally a Blanche.)

MOAR RELEVANT GOLDEN GIRLS GIFS PLZ!!

I'm not bulimic but I'm a compulsive overeater, and I'm just over 8 months abstinent from bingeing thanks to OA. Congrats on your recovery, and keep up the good work! <3 You can do it!

Dude, I would LOVE it if my housekeeper did those things. Perhaps I need to rent a wife, too! But with that name, I never would.

Right? I was thinking, "I have one of those. I call her a house cleaner. WTF people?"

OMG, I'm glad he was ok!

That gif always freaks me out. I want to know that the kitty is OK!

I KNEW THEY HAD HELP.

D'awww! I didn't know about them but shall google them now! I had a tripod kitty who I loved and cared for for a huge chunk of my life (16 to 34 or so?) and I miss her terribly, so I love kittehs who are thriving and getting love against the odds! <3

Also Slash (the name AND the person, as far as I know) is HELLA COOLER.

I'M YELLING AT YOU FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT LINKING TO THIS PICTURE BECAUSE IT MEANS YOU CONSIDERED DOING SOMETHING THAT MIGHT POSSIBLY BE BODY-SNARKING BECAUSE HE GOT FAT EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE WRITTEN A MILLION ARTICLES ABOUT HOW IT'S FINE TO BE FAAAAT!

What about Chase No Face?! EQUALITY FOR INTERNET CATZ! Don't be ableist just because poor Chase has no face!

Holy shit. My life is complete. If I were in that room I'd have died of happiness. <3

The Celery Stalks at Midnight!

Miley twerking on things is the new Lana Del Rey spinning on things.

I haven't yet! I've come close to signing up, but I have waffled. Thanks for the positive review—I'll probably give it a try at some point! :)

I have a HUGE wishlist of nail polish. Apparently what I need to do is cater to the nail polish fetish crowd (there IS such a thing—rule 34!) and get them to fund my addiction for me!