Ha!
calling in sick!

work called me and told me not to come in!

my perception of 1990s NYC was based on this:

I’m just curious how Hamlet could ever be perceived as a “tragic hero”
he bloody leaves Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to death.

And anyone who is going to punish those two beautiful names deserves a special hell

Le Mis the musical or the book? (ima go with the musical?)

i got the flu for the first time in my life!

wooooooooooooooooooooo.

*goes and cries in corner while drinking 7-up*

Game 5 of the NLDS between Carp and Halladay is probably one of the best games i’ve ever seen.
seeing them go toe to toe like that for 9 innings was priceless

I like to think God made the dinosaurs for Baby Jesus to play with.

and when baby jesus got bored?

BOOM there went the dinosaurs.

my aunt has had horses most of her adult life (80s and 2004-now) and she lost her main horse that she got in 2004 to colick (i think?) a couple of years back.

it was brutal and she still isnt over it.

Offtopic take: the fact that Ezra got mentioned here?

i thought the two words to always know was:
next beer!

If it makes you feel any better, the bulk of my mom’s obituary, which is 340 (301) words, my dad is mentioned in one sentence for a grand total of 7 words! (sans the surviving family, which does not mention my dad and is only 39 words)

But what about igneous and sedimentary rocks?!?

i feel like if you add Come and find out to the last line it works better

I’m with you. Had an account since 2007, raided on and off since 2010 LK.

This has been a favorite of mine for years now:

They thought the banana was actually a corn toy.

I’ve been working on a Rpg Maker MV (started as VXace) on and off for the last couple of years.

when i was making my conversation the main character has with the king,
i gave the player the option to say no to his offer, where he loops back and asks again.

after like 4 times the king throws you into the dungeon and it’s…

For letter #1