Anyone realize that Pringles are like the ONLY snack this would work with?

Exactly, yes. Depression is by no means rational.

Good example, I'm going to use that now (with permission of course)!

Wow, which episode of Doomsday Preppers were you on? Also, when you look at the back of a dollar, do you see "New World Order" and freak the hell out?

Johnny Mneumonic reference, anyone??

Do you have depression? Otherwise your annecdotal account of liking to look at yourself in the mirror doesn't apply.

Because the code was written to attack another nation, it would be under the jurisdiction of an international court. No laws exist preventing this internationally, so no, it is not illegal.

Unless you use a really dumb phone. They never keep their mouths shut.

Yeah, Google had amassed a gigantic amount of data, and at the time I bet licenses were a cheaper alternative for Apple than building its own map database. But now it looks like they are trying to close one of those little holes in their walled garden.

Aside from your tone, and the "annoying old news" thing (I mean really, something that sells like that isn't annoying old news) I can see what you are saying.

I've always wondered why noone has included a capacitive number pad in one of the huge wrist areas. Granted it's not keys, but it would get the job done.

Exactly!

That's the point. Do you see any Win8 commercials yet?! No, but all the iPhone commercials star Siri and appear as if you can have casual chats with this "smart" assistant.

No joke about how the House is full of shit?

Spit up my coffee...

Why would you need GPS? Okay, okay. A nice 3 digit 7-segment LED, to keep costs down...

Agreed with all of you (except the hate MS thing, never did). This is what happens when a company spends on good R&D.

Did you not read your first paragraph? You know it's set up that way because of the cable providers, right?

I know right?! Or how MS pretty much made it open source! Yeah, the games may suck, but SHIT! Do they not realize what all went into that beautiful little plastic bar?!

Was it not obvious what the OP's intent was? "Apple can do it better than Microsoft". They don't need logic.