Hey KIDS. You’re commenting about us using a lift/having the right tools/being indoors? We’ve been there, we know what it’s like to be in a fucked situation and have to work on a car that’s not being cooperative.

Awesome to see the new stuff as well as keeping what we all liked about this place.

DO WANT TURBO DIESEL 037!

So then if I take enough magnets, extract the piece of gravity, then combined all the pieces of gravity, will I have a single, whole gravity?

So then whats the god damned point if you’re still going to play chicken with a vehicle that has 3000 pounds on you?

“We want our own lane AND your lane”

yeah fuck you.

What are the odds that they all sank?

“Mr. Ambassador, you have nearly a hundred naval vessels operating in the North Atlantic right now. Your aircraft has dropped enough sonar buoys so that a man could walk from Greenland to Iceland to Scotland without getting his feet wet. Now, shall we dispense with the bull?”

Painted with a nice fresh coat of Soviet surplus rust.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

It’s just a big, stoned, horny kitty!

Every time I read “Gordon Murray” I think “Gordon Ramsay” and think the chassis is going to be adorned with a bunch of UNDERCOOKED F*CKING RISOTTO!

So you can murder people *softly*

I imagine all interviews will now be Marshawn Lynch-esque. “Only here so I don’t get fined.” “I love my job.” “Indycar is doing a great job.” Etc.

huh.... can helicopters also go slower than 125 knots?

I highly recommend going during the Vintage GP weekend. The town totally transforms and the sights and sounds are non-stop on Main Street and on track. Weary of the noise? Go hiking in some of NY’s most scenic spots.

It’s true. Someday, when I have a nice car with a nice paint job, I’ll wash it myself, but for now, I’m doing the cheap, $5 wash to get the crap off.