The Ultimate Ground Speed Check - Tales from the Hardibird

"What's that in my mirror? Have I...Have I passed into the...Danger Zone?"

Canada and Mexico are involved in an intense large scale game of paper football. CASE CLOSED.

Yes, it is a running and driving avocado.

But... flowtie

The ones with money don't want 420 slapped on their shit to begin with.

I get the feeling that Christian Von Koenigsegg and Elon Musk are very similar but wouldn't much care for each other.

I believe the kids call this a "turtle head".

Hmmm...

Is it wrong that I'm slightly aroused by this ?

you should watch dirt track racing - nothing but wheelies and drifting, man

Now it's a pirate ship!

... I think Kia just made a car I'd want.
Hell must have actually frozen over this time.

I would think that when put off by bad repair experiences, a move to a VW may not be ideal.

Wait, so you have issues with the repairs and maintenance costs of Subaru so you want to go to a VAG product? Don't get me wrong, they are super nice cars, but they are not generally cheap to maintain.

It's disgraceful and marvellous.

And Long Island? Actually, yeah, and Long Island.

The only solution...

The bubble chair at Canyons resort.

We don't need no driver's education...