On a side note, $155 is ridiculous! Especially for a public course...

It was this part - pubic 

“top pubic course”

I am indeed kidding...My wife is Korean.  I had better know hat those are!  haha

What are those little red things? Beaks???

How is it cheaper?  The guillotine is re-usable!

Oh sweet Jesus!  Did they not get the memo?

Why does this sound like an awesome adventure to me???

Damn.

My 2000 Eclipse has it something fierce...

I read “retreads” as “retards” and I was REALLY confused for a moment.

That’s some auto-eroticism right there!

Nah, I usually just shake my head and curse them if they are at least somewhat over the speed limit.

That’s how I play it...I spend most of my time in the left lane since I’m usually slightly faster than traffic. But I see someone coming up behind me, I let them by...

LOL. I get what you’re saying...And you’re right, most people (idiots) would read it like that...

Please explain. If you’re in the left lane doing 60 and I come up on you at 80, you ARE slower traffic...or am I missing something? 

Now I really want this as a bumper sticker...

“And then he should have to wash everyone’s cars and also cut off one of his hands.”

I feel quite the opposite.  To me it screams “sporty”...

OMG, it took me a second to realize you were saying you also almost choked on your coffee, not asking to also be peed on.