Vulva: It’s boxy but it’s safe

Good lord, she looks like she should be under a bridge somewhere, denying people passage.

A little wind, a little rain. This is like the North Sea on a Tuesday...

The UK has the coolest names for their bikes. My bike in the US is just called a YZF600R...in the UK it’s the THUNDERCAT!

I felt the same way - it feels like a joke. Especially after the comment of how hard a Neon windshield will be to find. Dude, there’s probably one leaning against your neighbor’s shed! haha

This is why I tend to flip my wipers up at night when I go snowboarding....

How about a patent for a steel spike that drives itself through the seat into your self-indulgent asshole when it senses you are on the phone?

One of the drive-through ATMs finally opens up and you back out and park???

According to one of the employees at the track, it actually helps smooth the surface...

To be a bit pedantic, it didn’t actually cost the bettor $571,744. I t cost the bettor whatever his or her wager was. :) 

He doesn’t actually sound serious in the video; more like he’s just ribbing the kid a little. NBD, I think.

Genetic engineering, that is!

My guess (hope?) is Porsche 550 Spyder.. :)

Am I supposed to feel sorry for a hoarder who left a bunch of decent cars to rot?

*perceived...

This is one of many reasons for correct gear. I had a friend who rode a cruiser bike in loose shorts once. A bee flew up there and stung him in the testicle. Left, as I recall...

I’d say this one touched the ground. haha

I believe once a car is rolled it’s a total anyway, or am I mistaken?

“Cuz white people. Because when they talk about empathy for others they ONLY mean other white people. They don’t see people of color as human so we are not deserving of their empathy. “

He ain’t lying. My wife did it too...