The charm and heart of the original artwork at no point ever made me think “boy, I sure would love to run around with a gun in this world!”.
It’s a damn shame that such an intriguing theme is thrusted into such simple tropes as running around with a gun looting buildings with bloody hand smears decaled about.
Some of…

Rockstar has a very specific feel for its open world games. They are more amusement parks. A lot of things to do, but what you do doesn’t really change the world, and there’s generally only one way to execute it. Each experience is very clean, crisp and refined.

Odyssey has a bit more “create your own story” feel to…

Yeah, those fucking assholes amirite? Those fucking pieces of shit. Screw them for not wanting to improvise. Anyone without the experience to run a smoooth session with no prep should probably just stop playing the game am I right?

you are a really cool dude. To make such a valid observation. 

Hope all my sarcasm isn’t…

...Why have you forced me to realize that that’s the only thing I ever could have wanted?

Dammit, I thought I was gonna get a Brotherhood of the Wolf game.

To quote one of my favorite computer games...

I groaned the first time I played this DLC but I really enjoyed it by the end. I love Baranor as a character and you are forced to change your style of play a bit simply from the grapple hook and risk of perma-death. I’ll be honest, I played it on easy but it wasn’t as easy as I thought. Baranor isn’t as powerful as…

If you are a gamer, I honestly feel like you’re missing out if you don’t use Twitch.

I still got two of the McDonalds glasses they sold to promote this movie. Sometimes I drink booze out of them LIKE A BIG BOY.

Yeah if I have to but the PS4 version then but the PC version a year latter my wallet will be angry.

Don’t worry they’re not, PlayStation controllers still suck.

The Witcher 3 is a definite never-uninstall for me (technically I had to when I dropped an SSD into my PC, but I hardly think that counts).

It’s just one of those games that will always deserve a replay, no matter how many times I’ve been through it.

I can’t stand it [the original Zero Suit, that is]. It’s completely absurd as any kind of practical attire, and is blatantly sexualized (the fact that it’s skin-tight is one thing, but the high heels? Really?!). And even that wouldn’t bother me so much (I mean, I play video games, so I’ve had to learn to live with it,…

I prefer the much more polite “fetus-filled.”

$59k to make a game? Yeah, I don’t think so. Especially with 6 people on the team. That would run them about half a year if they were willing to work for $10/hour (ha!)

The 2012 Nick version of the turtles are the best turtles.

I started reading comics when my mom bought me one, when I wouldn’t go outside, on the account that my bones were very fragile. Now I own my own comic art gallery, always searching for somebody like me that I can finally connect with.

I chose to set up a brothel instead.