But wait you guys spent months saying Bernie Bros didn’t matter and that you’d win without them and how they’re all manbabies and just hate women. But now they’re the bad guys for actually doing what you told them to do?

I suggested that Sanders was a better candidate while making it clear that I voted for Clinton and the very first reply accused me of hating Clinton because she’s a woman. And they wonder why we lost.

“We’ll win without you Bernie Bros, we don’t need you!!!!”

the only credible candidate in this election

Guess what. The vast majority of libertarian voters are disaffected republicans. Without Gary Johnson, Trump would be winning by even more.

White male, voted for Clinton, and you’re right this COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED if we hadn’t nominated the most hated Democrat in the United States.

Yeah, fuck everyone else, it’s not YOUR fault for choosing the most hated Democrat in the United States to be our candidate.

Fuck the DNC and everyone who voted for her in the primaries for putting forward the most hated Democrat in the United States.

The very first reply I got accused me of hating Hillary because she’s a woman. I fucking voted for her last week via mail. But because I had the gall to suggest that Sanders was a better candidate, and indeed I voted for him in the primaries, I’m just a misogynistic piece of shit.

I voted for her. Are you guys REALLY still pulling this bullshit card? Thanks for reminding me why I left.

We wouldn’t need to be searching for a silver lining if we hadn’t put forward the single most scandalridden (unjustified, but that doesn’t matter to low-info people), hated Democrat in the entire United States.

We wouldn’t need to be searching for a silver lining if we hadn’t put forward the single most scandalridden (unjustified, but that doesn’t matter to low-info people), hated Democrat in the entire United States.

I just wanna give a shout out to all of you who put forward the absolute worst fucking Democratic candidate possible for this race.

Why fuck them? They told you exactly what would happen, and you didn’t give a shit. She was objectively a worse candidate than Sanders, but it was HER TURN!

Not at all. Even if EVERY SINGLE Johnson voter voted for her, she still wouldn’t be ahead. And that’s ignoring the fact that Johnson is more conservative than liberal, so there’s absolutely no reason to assume even 3/4ths of Johnson voters would have voted Clinton otherwise.

I voted for Clinton, but as a Bernie Bro we fucking warned you this would happen. Thanks a fucking lot.

Don’t say we didn’t fucking warn you. -Bernie Bro

He’d be hurt more if he was caught on video attacking the 2nd Amendment

Santorum.

When I was a child I had a crippling fear of aliens (of the UFO variety). One day I was flipping through channels and came across a news channel showing Live infrared helicopter footage of “aliens” crossing the border into California.