We wouldn’t need to be searching for a silver lining if we hadn’t put forward the single most scandalridden (unjustified, but that doesn’t matter to low-info people), hated Democrat in the entire United States.

I just wanna give a shout out to all of you who put forward the absolute worst fucking Democratic candidate possible for this race.

Why fuck them? They told you exactly what would happen, and you didn’t give a shit. She was objectively a worse candidate than Sanders, but it was HER TURN!

Not at all. Even if EVERY SINGLE Johnson voter voted for her, she still wouldn’t be ahead. And that’s ignoring the fact that Johnson is more conservative than liberal, so there’s absolutely no reason to assume even 3/4ths of Johnson voters would have voted Clinton otherwise.

I voted for Clinton, but as a Bernie Bro we fucking warned you this would happen. Thanks a fucking lot.

Don’t say we didn’t fucking warn you. -Bernie Bro

On the flipside:

“Everyone is pretending that because Trump is a dick, Hillary is the exact opposite.”

He’d be hurt more if he was caught on video attacking the 2nd Amendment

Santorum.

When I was a child I had a crippling fear of aliens (of the UFO variety). One day I was flipping through channels and came across a news channel showing Live infrared helicopter footage of “aliens” crossing the border into California.

A fence is cheaper than the fine and jail time of an animal cruelty conviction.

Yep, we have the technology now to record every incident, we no longer need to regard cops testimony as anything more than hearsay. A cop’s version of events should be treated with no more “authority” than the person they’re accusing of a crime.

Honestly I just assumed it was a guy in a suit hooked up to wires. The thought of CGI never crossed my mind.

I’ve seen this scene dozens of times but this is the first time I noticed that when Brian puts on the disguise and Stewie chases after him, the staircase is in the background and they run AWAY from it.

His capturing of the slow descent of a rigid computer program into complete megalomania is amazing.

Worse than that, they’ll secretly be researching other sources of revenue and then, as soon as they run out of time, switch to those other sources of revenue and continue on like business as usual. After having spent the last 7 years saying there was no other feasible source of revenue and that these changes would…

And here you are commenting on Gizmodo instead of doing your part to eradicate malaria. Top notch work there buddy.

The computer has orders of magnitude quicker reaction times than you do. Any “human instinct” manuevers you might try to employ will be calculated and countered before you even finish them. While you’re in the middle of executing that manuever, the computer has already run 1000 simulations and has an answer to…

Knowing you’re a dick and continuing to be a dick is the worse of the two, congratulations.