Kindly explain where you think he was trying to make a joke. It was a statement, that he proceeded to back up with proof.

Lots of edgy kids like to take shots at Kotaku and their writers.

You’re going to injure yourself with how rapidly you’re moving those goalposts.

Judging by the comments on how unimpressive this was, we’ve got at least 30 Challenger-tier players here in the comments section.

Once again, do you have any kind of proof that this was the first thing he thought about after hearing about the crash? Yeah, didn’t think so.

Any proof it was the first thing he thought of, or are you just a butthurt ammosexual on the defensive?

Damn, I didn’t realize how great the smoke and explosions look in this game.

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I’ve been corrected, there weren’t actually cameras.

The cameras make it even more sincere.

This shitshow of an “argument” where you continue to make non-sequitur statements about DA COMMUNISMS and I laugh at what an idiot you are.

“lol u mad?”

When did I advocate for redistribution, shitdick? I know it’s hard for such braindead fucksticks as yourself, but at least TRY to stay on point.

Head on 100% maybe. Are you so sure that this was the case? I didn’t think so, asshole.

It’s an image you fucking idiot. Jesus Christ, and you mock ME. Holy shit could you be any more fucking stupid?

When people mock me for beliving in climate change, or call me a “communist”, I take it as a compliment.

Are you disputing the fact that higher speeds result in higher force upon the body when you crash? Because thats pretty basic physics.

Sad thing is, dude probably isn’t trolling. The fucking idiots on Jalopnik REALLY feel this way.

You Jalopdiks are fucking idiots.

It’s not, that’s a different fire.