Still nothing compared to black slavery. Do you beg to differ?

So greatly?

Bro, the very second you compared humans to fucking dogs is when you should have known that your entire “argument” was a load of shit. Please, put at least the minimal amount of thought into your arguments, it’s really quite pathetic.

“Yeah, yeah, we fucked up, but can you stop BLAMING us already?”

I fucking love you.

Is this real life? In what world are Jalopnik and it’s affliate blogs LESS hostile to liberal ideology compared to the rest of Gawker?

Man, fuck Rand Paul. If he had his way, it would be 100% OK to create and enforce racist, discriminatory laws, all in the name of “STATES RIGHTS LOL!”. The degree to which he fetishizes states rights is pretty scary.

Well, to be fair, who the fuck is going to eat cookies with lemonade?

“Obviously you won’t do that”

Actually, the majority of college graduates who don’t believe in climate change or evolution have Engineering degrees.

Uh, which country exactly did Obama declare war on?

Here’s the thing though, the police aren’t disputing his story in any way whatsoever. There is no question about “what went down”. Also, the insides of any car look more like a bomb than that clock does, and yet I’m sure they’re not dismantling/inspecting every car that comes onto their campus and arresting the…

Still infinitely more political experience compared to Trump, so your attempt to make a point failed miserably.

Now just imagine how ridiculous it would be if you caught him speeding, and thus sentenced him to fly through the city at 150mph to “scare him straight”.

From what I’ve seen, it boils down to “OTHER PLACES HAVE IT WORSE SO SUCK IT UP, HEATHEN”. Strangely, that argument never flies when they’re whining about “religious persecution”.

Driving over the speed limit has an obvious effect on the safety of other drivers. Try again.

Yeah, whine about the other guy being “passive aggressive” while you continue to be a sarcastic, pedantic asshole. That makes total sense.

The status of the mine is irrelevant.

28 of them huh? And their personal estimate of the value of the property is $29 million? Hmm...

In what fucking world are marijuana offenses punished more harshly than crack offenses?