“False flag! Wake up sheeple!”

Not really a forest fire, moreso a brush fire. It’s all chaparral there.

New York’s boner for Shake Shack is like when a pizza lover has a boner for Pizza Hut. Real New Yawk pizza lovers laugh at them, just as we laugh at New Yarkers who glorify Shake Shack .

Lol wut?

In what world is sliding the card slower than inserting it?

Wow am I supposed to call her a dick? Of course not you asshole.

I see your actual point now as far as comparing it to Benghazi, but I think you could have explained it a hell of a lot better.

And now YOU sound like the equivalent of “Hey guys, Zimmerman was acquitted, stop talking bad about him” with your obsession over what the law determines.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Breh, I don’t care if she tells you your mom licks hobo nuts for free, if she hasn’t put hands on you and you put hands on her, you’re a straight bitch. No excuses, no justifications, you’re a straight bitch.

Doesn’t negate the fact that it’s a load of bullshit. It’s not exactly “Learning from your mistakes” when the reason you realize what you did is wrong is because someone told you you’re going to burn for all eternity if you don’t repent.

It seems you made the very same mistake Melisandre did, trusting her god not to mislead her to bring about “his” chosen outcome. I don’t see how you think something as small as misleading her would drive her away from her religion, peoples’ family members die in horrible ways in real life every day and plenty of them…

“The actual amount of time is only a few minutes.”

Difference is, he’s demonizing people who don’t believe in his God by saying that they’ll end up as Nazis or equivalents. That’s not learning from your mistakes, that’s offloading the blame.

Climate change denialism, LOL, drink some more Koch Oil.

Because it’s not as simple as that.

So now you’re just bouncing around random unlikely theories instead of just taking the one right in front of you.

I’d be fucking stoked for a year’s supply of Rice-A-Roni.

Is this real life?

At least the Tonsil Fairy brings with her unlimited ice cream, or so TV has told me.