Jon Snape kills DumbleDorne

Good riddance.

Wait, I thought the entire point was that this pose is supposedly impossible?

Eh, my sister was a server for many years, and that would classify as one of the more tame jokes they tossed around. Seems to me it depends on the coworkers.

Everything else is spot on, but how is he harassing the woman in that Muffins story? Is it the fact that they called her “Muffins” from then on?

Why can’t it be both?

Don't worry. Considering Noah just died, there's a slot open for the next Expendable Black Male.

Please god do NOT take ANYTHING Cracked says as truth. Being a listicle site, they're about as committed to the truth as Alex Jones.

"we take very modest vacations (with an occasional splurge like a 10yr anniversary trip)"

Exactly. That asshole built a strawman argument and he knows it, but "lol those libruls and minorities just get offended about everything, amirite?"

"This notion that some people have that TWD only seems to kill PoC though is outrageous."

Lol nah

nah

Lol nah

"Here random person, hold this $600 object for me real quick"

Which is why libertarianism is a fucking joke.

So what you’re saying is, you have a 65Mbps connection, not a 5Mbps connection.

Yup, censorship is totally a liberal thing, you're totes right.

"I'm still not about to get all squee over a dude who just got a bunch of strangers to pay for him to party with some other strangers."

"War veterans are fiery people. Domestic violence has been a common occurrence in some of the most important relationships since language was invented."