Good riddance.

Eh, my sister was a server for many years, and that would classify as one of the more tame jokes they tossed around. Seems to me it depends on the coworkers.

Everything else is spot on, but how is he harassing the woman in that Muffins story? Is it the fact that they called her “Muffins” from then on?

Why can’t it be both?

"we take very modest vacations (with an occasional splurge like a 10yr anniversary trip)"

Lol nah

nah

Lol nah

"Here random person, hold this $600 object for me real quick"

Yup, censorship is totally a liberal thing, you're totes right.

"I'm still not about to get all squee over a dude who just got a bunch of strangers to pay for him to party with some other strangers."

"War veterans are fiery people. Domestic violence has been a common occurrence in some of the most important relationships since language was invented."

Lol why you mad though? Oh right, your favoritest TV show got ruined.

Lol cool story bro.

"But the instinct is all the same"

What instinct? The "instinct" to assault people who anger you? Do you have some kind of proof that this "instinct" exists, or are you just trying to validate your own rage issues?

Nope, you're literally blaming the person who got assaulted by an asshole for ruining the show. Don't try to backtrack and act like it's only the punishment you're against, it's pathetic.

Man, I love it when pseudo-intellectuals bring up evo-psych.

"I'm approaching this with a level head"

Awww, the ragemonkey even reveals that he lives in a black and white world, where all kinds of assault are equally bad.

"smeared the names of people"