I've wanted to murder someone before too, as I'm positive you have, so would that make it totes cool if your buttbuddy Clarkson murdered a guy?

Awww, is wittle Hoony mad that his Big Boy Show got cancelled?

"For all we know that producer could have been the most habitually incompetent fool that ever worked for top gear."

Rationalize it however you want you fucking ragemonkey, but NORMAL PEOPLE do not assault others for petty reasons no matter how much shit "piles up".

"the cop with a history of abuse complaints"

A stopped clock is right twice a day, just because a cop is crooked doesn't make everyone they interact with innocent.

Is crushing someone against a wall with a 2000lb object at 5mph somehow less "life threatening" than doing the same at 50mph?

"rather than finding out it's some psycho who hates all motorcyclists for some perceived beef."

Puh-lease. If you aren't tipping 300%, you should just kill yourself.

Also, one time someone actually told a similar name story here on Jezebel/Gawker, casting themselves as the new star like your mother did. When I called them on their bullshit, they doubled down on how they TOOOOOOOOOOTALLY taught some kids named Orangejello and Yemonjello in elementary school. Saying "WOW! I can't…

Yeah, I really hate being "that guy" who has to spoil fake news or urban legends like this for people, but I can't help it.

Oh shuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the fuck up.

I feel like your mom got one over on you, because "Shithead" as a name is such a common urban legend.

I feel like you don't play ARAM much if you think Shaco and Hecarim aren't beasts in ARAM.

This is pretty much the best part of being an ARAM-only player, it's practically impossible for Riot to fuck up ARAM.

"I CAN'T PLAY AP SION ANYMORE?!?"

So we're back to collectively punishing everyone for the actions of shitheads? OK.

How can it be presumptuous of me when you're admitting to it yourself?

"Yes, sometimes I can be if my expectations aren't met."

Congratulations, you're also a self-important asshole.

"If I was paying someone good money and they ended up being late by a few hours and this happened frequently I might get mad enough, in my hungry and now tired state, to say push someone or be a little rough with them, especially if I couldn't fire them."

Congratulations, you're a dick.

"It's just damn when some people say hey maybe this guy's not the new President of Feminism and still has some learning to do the defensive freak out pile on that happens."

Who the fuck is calling him the new President of Feminism? Strawman fallacy much?