Oh shuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the fuck up.

I feel like your mom got one over on you, because "Shithead" as a name is such a common urban legend.

I feel like you don't play ARAM much if you think Shaco and Hecarim aren't beasts in ARAM.

This is pretty much the best part of being an ARAM-only player, it's practically impossible for Riot to fuck up ARAM.

"I CAN'T PLAY AP SION ANYMORE?!?"

So we're back to collectively punishing everyone for the actions of shitheads? OK.

How can it be presumptuous of me when you're admitting to it yourself?

"Yes, sometimes I can be if my expectations aren't met."

Congratulations, you're also a self-important asshole.

"If I was paying someone good money and they ended up being late by a few hours and this happened frequently I might get mad enough, in my hungry and now tired state, to say push someone or be a little rough with them, especially if I couldn't fire them."

Congratulations, you're a dick.

"It's just damn when some people say hey maybe this guy's not the new President of Feminism and still has some learning to do the defensive freak out pile on that happens."

Who the fuck is calling him the new President of Feminism? Strawman fallacy much?

Make yourself worth listening to.

Haha I'm a man and a feminist and you can't stop me!

"We say we want allies but I guess by "allies", we mean "silent masochistic punching bags"."

So I'll ask the question the n-th time, does this mean that anything a man says in regard to feminism is mansplaining? Are men literally not allowed to talk about feminism now? How the fuck does that help anything?

I know, right? Reading comprehension is for suckers, snarky comments are much more worthy of my time.

Way too many words for "NO U".

"You don't even own this car, stop complaining that it doesn't meet safety standards"

I didn't bother mentioning the existence of drunk drivers, people getting drunk and beating their spouses, etc. To compare being gay to being an alcoholic is just stupid on so many levels.

So basically, you're telling us that you could give or take sucking a dick? All you have to do to prove your little "lifestyle" argument is to go fall in love with a man. Get on it, we're waiting.

Guess what? They don't have to go fucking ANYWHERE. Your antiquated laws and being struck down left and right, and soon enough they'll be able to get married wherever the fuck they want, and limpdick bigots like you can't do shit about it. Now go cry to mommy about da mean intolerant librul, because she's the only one…