Seriously, fuck people who give you shit for citing Wikipedia in an internet argument.

Yeah, I kinda scratched my head at that too.

Oh please God don't try to turn getting chastised for not showing your work into the next anti-woman conspiracy. You have to show your work in math. Of all the thousands of ways The Patriarchy is fucking over women, this is not one of them.

SNL sketches are made for people who can't get over the fact that it's not 1980 anymore.

Oh shut the fuck up. Public comments mean people are going to "chime in" on your conversation. Get used to it.

It's not as bad as the other big one:

Marriage only means you can't be FORCED to testify against your spouse, it says nothing about willingly doing it.

I'll throw you a pity-search.

To be fair, most of the people who DO know Warden isn't unstoppable don't want to risk getting their accounts banned.

You've already played it? Shit, get me in on that.

Uhhh yeah. They really do need to lighten the fuck up.

The only way some people can survive is to program themselves NOT to self-reflect, because the alternative is actually having to face the fact that they're shitty people.

"Your opinion of me carries no weight."

Then I feel really fucking bad for you that you're still this naive. Not to mention the lack of critical thinking skills.

So many people.

Jesus fucking Christ, what a horrible person.

Don't waste your time, you're probably talking to some edgy 16 year old who thinks he's got the world figured out. Kotaku is fucking full of them.

No, friend, the fact of the matter is that the term "home invasion" has a definition. Sure, it was TECHNICALLY an "invasion" of their "home", but that's not at all what "home invasion" means.

"They couldn't even figure out that their last names didn't match"

How the fuck do the cops know that's really the wife? It can be literally ANY female in the fucking world, but nope, they're just supposed to take the word of some random person, with no verification whatsoever.