Because you've never misheard anything over the phone before?
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One of the main details of this story is that the swatter called an administrative line, not an emergency line.
Who the fuck studies Latin anymore, grandpa? Jesus Christ.
It's because children are sociopathic shitlords who can't comprehend the psychological toll an event like this can have on someone. When they read about this shit, all they think is "what a bunch of overreacting whiners, they just want attention", completely fucking oblivious to the irony.
My eyes tear up for apparently no good reason whatsoever. Most commonly, I'll be sitting at my computer and someone knocks on my door and BAM, instant watery eyes.
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It's hard to explain, but I was already pretty hype and then that explosion of blood happened and a "PBBBTTT" of surprise/awesome escaped me.
In b4 people don't watch the video and lose their shit over the title.
No, you see, she WORKS for a living, so she "deserves" everything she gets. Don't you know that she did it all by her self, the whole way, with no outside help whatsoever?
Congratulations on using the conversational equivalent of "lol ur just a tryhard!".
And yet this article is about cyclists who break the law.
Is there such thing as a non-bitter beer? And I don't mean relative to other beers, I mean just straight up not bitter.
Choosing to wait or try to blow ahead of the light is also a choice. However, trying to get a head start on a light is decidedly ILLEGAL, whereas speeding up WITHIN THE SPEED LIMIT to make a yellow light is completely legal.
Pro-tip: Just because you got turned into a red smear on the road doesn't make you the victim. It could still be 100% YOUR FAULT that it happened.
The onus is on the person driving the two ton vehicle to....know you're going to break the law before you do it?
No, really, it's not the same at all. The person ahead doesn't have a choice to not be stopped, he's been in a car accident. The rapist always has the choice to not rape, regardless of what the woman is wearing. But doubling down on this false equivalency just makes me laugh at your stupidity even more.
God forbid you had played WoW when it was big, you'd be incapable of getting ANYTHING done.
It's completely fine to victim blame in this case. As opposed to rape/crime, the victims and the perpetrators are the same people. The car wreck didn't FORCE itself upon people, people drove recklessly and ended up crashing into the wreck.
Because in this case, they did this to themselves. One might say a sluttily dressed girl "did it to herself too", but they would be a fucking idiot false equivalency troll, considering that in the case of rape you have ANOTHER PERSON FORCING THEMSELVES ON HER, whereas in this case you have an inanimate object…