One of the main details of this story is that the swatter called an administrative line, not an emergency line.

Who the fuck studies Latin anymore, grandpa? Jesus Christ.

It's because children are sociopathic shitlords who can't comprehend the psychological toll an event like this can have on someone. When they read about this shit, all they think is "what a bunch of overreacting whiners, they just want attention", completely fucking oblivious to the irony.

Nope.

It's hard to explain, but I was already pretty hype and then that explosion of blood happened and a "PBBBTTT" of surprise/awesome escaped me.

No, you see, she WORKS for a living, so she "deserves" everything she gets. Don't you know that she did it all by her self, the whole way, with no outside help whatsoever?

No, really, it's not the same at all. The person ahead doesn't have a choice to not be stopped, he's been in a car accident. The rapist always has the choice to not rape, regardless of what the woman is wearing. But doubling down on this false equivalency just makes me laugh at your stupidity even more.

God forbid you had played WoW when it was big, you'd be incapable of getting ANYTHING done.

It's completely fine to victim blame in this case. As opposed to rape/crime, the victims and the perpetrators are the same people. The car wreck didn't FORCE itself upon people, people drove recklessly and ended up crashing into the wreck.

Because in this case, they did this to themselves. One might say a sluttily dressed girl "did it to herself too", but they would be a fucking idiot false equivalency troll, considering that in the case of rape you have ANOTHER PERSON FORCING THEMSELVES ON HER, whereas in this case you have an inanimate object…

Don't be so emotional, friend.

Birds existed long before anyone started calling them birds, dipshit.

Now I KNOW you're a fucking idiot. Net neutrality has been standard for the past decades. Do you even know what net neutrality is?

What the fuck is your point here? That ending net neutrality is a bad thing? No shit, Sherlock.

The takeaway here is, don't drink and comment.

Fuck it man. The way I see it, if you can use console cheats to have some fun, why not? It's a single player game you're not impacting anyone, and fun is completely subjective. Anyone who calls you a carebear can get fucked.

Can you really hold that against WoW though? I feel like I would burn out pretty quickly on ANY MMO without my friends playing with me. The grind of MMOs isn't worth it to me without my friends.

One of my biggest gripes with DA:I is that not every zone had a vendor. I don't want to go to fucking Skyhold every time my bags fill up. It wouldn't be so bad, if some of the load screens weren't more than a minute long.

Yeah, they don't USUALLY, and that's why it happening to one guy is news. With as many games of football that have been broadcast over the past 10 years, I'm surprised we haven't seen MORE pants shitting than we have.

Sports fans are easy I guess.