TROLLER NO TROLLING!

Oh, my bad, let me put down this mirror.

So you're saying you don't know how to read?

Wow, you'll find literally any excuse to shove your fingers in your ears and scream LALALALALALALALALALALAIMNOTLISTENING.

I was unaware that you have to be doing something about it before you're allowed to voice your displeasure about it.

"Just please don't go out and act on your urges and we'll all be happier."

I don't make friends with selfish dickbags, so no skin off my back.

No, really, that's all there is to it.

"Thought Police"

"At least with street racing, it isn't even about cost, it's about availability. You can't pack everyone who wants to eat out into all the 5-star restaurants, and in 99% of the country, there are no 5 star restaurants. Not only that, but what if you wanted a different flavor of food than what your local restaurants…

Don't worry person, I got your back. Team Ranch for life.

Yeah, I've had a fear of testicular torsion since I learned about it as a teen. I am pretty much hyper-aware of the position of my balls at all times because of it.*

Oh my god, thanks bro, I would have never known.

Doctors and surgery. Sometimes they don't untangle them in time and one of them has to be removed. Testicular torsion, as it's called, is also apparently one of the most painful ailments ever, from what I've heard.

"In the unlikely event I was ever going to watch Sons of Anarchy, I'll know not to."

I guess having a bit part on a show makes you "of that show" now?

Oh Jesus Christ please God no

Are they Advocates for Men's Rights? Yes. Then they're MRAs, whether they pass your magical checklist or not.

To take back a name from a bunch of shitty radicals who have slandered it.