I'm a male, friend :). But yeah, dude's an overreactive whiny dumbass.

Sorry, I confused you (or not) for the type of neckbeard who would make statements like the ones below.

What the fuck is YOUR problem that you shot off 5 paragraphs of whiny shit for someone pointing out that you have high standards? You sound infinitely more offended by this than I ever was.

Sometimes gameplay trumps lore. Get the fuck over it.

These whiners never gave a shit about the lore, they just love to complain.

It's like you know jack shit about the lore or something. Weird.

"but since you want to reduce it to whether she's a "hot woman" or not to make this point — look her up. She's not."

Oh cmon, I get the complaints, but how exactly would he "lead Zod out of Metropolis" when Zod specifically said that he doesn't give a fuck about Superman and that he's going to kill as many people as possible?

If he weren't so boring, we wouldn't have such a boring clip for you to show us? What?

Regarding point 1:

You claim to come from io9, but last time I checked, people at io9 didn't get butthurt when they got called out on the obviously WRONG shit they said.

How cute, it thinks it's a good troll.

"most likely linked"

Doesn't change the fact that you don't need a thesis on the interactions between Wakanda and it's neighboring countries and the effect on the economy of Africa as a whole to shoot a super hero movie.

This is 2014. You don't need to physically put someone in platforms or heels to give the illusion that they're tall.

" I mean, where do you put Wakanda in Africa? How does it correspond to real African politics?"

>35 years old

So as long as I LOOK young, it's totally cool if I bang 17 year olds?

You admitted that you hoped his family was suffering, just that you were fighting the urge to actually POST that. Just because you decided not to post it doesn't make the thought any less real.