The guy I responded to complained he couldn't play a game of League without being insulted, so I, AS A JOKE, insulted him using the same exact words he used.

7 seconds in: PREHEAT PIZZA ROLLS, PREHEAT ALMOST DONE

At least you're upfront with your refusal to employ any sort of reading comprehension.

That makes two of us.

Yup, just fake problems here. Me and the 19 people who Rec'd my comment are just making stuff up. You figured us out.

So I suppose it's just my "technological retardism" that YouTube makes me sign in EVERY TIME I want to post a comment or upvote, even if I'm clearly already signed in? And it is because of my technological retardism that YouTube can't seem to remember which "account" (youtube, google+) I've set as default and shows me…

Youtube? Functional?

"I also use my forehead to crack the eggs"

Because children are a product of their environment, they don't just start saying this kind of shit out of nowhere. Anyone who believes in pure nature over nurture in this day and age is an idiot.

He didn't say people should get educated so they can be rich, he said people should get educated so that they can see the inequality and try to change the system. The biggest problem with our system is the lack of education leading to shit like poor people voting for politicians that will make them worse off.

Thanks for the laugh.

Mental illness is a terrible thing.

"You'd think knowing the ages of any whales in captivity would be easy"

I went and rewatched the Griff v Harley scenes on YouTube. Much nostalgia was experienced.

Griff*

"If and when it's established that she attacked out of misplaced rage I'm sure there will be much condemnation of her actions."

So that means we start making up excuses for female-on-male violence when you would scream "THERE IS NO EXCUSE" if it were male-on-female?

Not only do you condone violence, you refuse to acknowledge violence. Why, she wasn't HITTING him, she was PUSHING him, and that's totally 100% OK.

"First, the level of mental illness you are assuming he has is a lot more rare than most people believe. If he's capable of planning shit like this, he's probably not that far gone."

"There is no way this guy is so far gone he cannot differentiate between right and wrong."