So I suppose it's just my "technological retardism" that YouTube makes me sign in EVERY TIME I want to post a comment or upvote, even if I'm clearly already signed in? And it is because of my technological retardism that YouTube can't seem to remember which "account" (youtube, google+) I've set as default and shows me…

Youtube? Functional?

"I also use my forehead to crack the eggs"

Because children are a product of their environment, they don't just start saying this kind of shit out of nowhere. Anyone who believes in pure nature over nurture in this day and age is an idiot.

Thanks for the laugh.

"If and when it's established that she attacked out of misplaced rage I'm sure there will be much condemnation of her actions."

So that means we start making up excuses for female-on-male violence when you would scream "THERE IS NO EXCUSE" if it were male-on-female?

Not only do you condone violence, you refuse to acknowledge violence. Why, she wasn't HITTING him, she was PUSHING him, and that's totally 100% OK.

"First, the level of mental illness you are assuming he has is a lot more rare than most people believe. If he's capable of planning shit like this, he's probably not that far gone."

"There is no way this guy is so far gone he cannot differentiate between right and wrong."

What's hilarious is that apparently the No-Planes theory is TOO CRAZY for most 9/11 Truthers, and most 9/11 Truther forums will ban any discussion on the topic.

You carry out your conversations with friends in public with bullhorns? Because that's the real life equivalent of a Tweet.

Is it impossible for you to change your hair length in the same way that it is impossible for homosexuals to change their preferred fuckpartner?

I won the "baseless accusation" contest?

Keep raping babies.

"no one wants to hear your jokes about the Rangers"

It must be hard not being able to think laterally

"Nobody got your completely un-funny joke"

Judging by the fact that the joke has more "likes" (recommendations) than the idiots who couldn't comprehend the joke, I'm pretty sure his point was made just fine. The only thing obvious here is that people no longer attempt to comprehend what they read before they get outraged about it.

You know talking in a third person voice isn't helping your odds of finding a date Pat.