"make sure that everyone working in a capacity that requires them to be a mandated reporter is trained well and knows the rules of reporting."

Really? They "kept families hopes up"? The only other possible explanation was a hijacking, and that too implies that all of the passengers are dead.

When you try to argue IN FAVOR of slavery, I think all expectations of civility go right out the window.

"We're your customer."

And sentences are just like, lines and scribbles on a page man. Did you just discover philosophy or something?

Not her fault you're too lazy to read the date of an article.

"Consider what might motivate a person to be so tireless in "setting the record straight"."

Uncool man, my brother died that way.

"And while it's fairly easy to just go "ugh, dumbfucks, why are you listening to Jenny McCarthy instead of your doctor", there is a certain educational privilege to being able to say this."

He doesn't wake up AT the Lincoln Memorial, he wakes up AS the Lincoln Memorial. Something something stasis device something something.

Not before he abolishes term limits and begins his dictatorship.

If I ever have to suffer a $5 pizza, I order it with light sauce so I know it's fresh and not Hot N Ready. Their deep dish pizzas, however, are DELICIOUS. I devour the fuck out of those things.

Oh jesus christ man, the cheese on those Celeste pizzas is just so fucked. It stuck to the back of my teeth like glue, I had to use a paper towel to scrape it off.

Celeste. Don't even subject yourself to it, it's that bad.

Man, you have a serious issue with names matching ethnicity. The very simplest explanation is that a Chinese immigrant named Wu had a child with an ethnic Filipino, and that Wu therefor self-identifies as Filipino but still has a Chinese last name.

Haha I forgot about this video. All the more reason to hide them under some leather or plate armor.

"You're simply unable to separate your own denial of your need for porn."

That implies people want scantily clad "gladiators". Can't really see boobs bouncing under a layer of leather armor.