In one of his texts to her that were seen today, he talks about playing the song. I can't remember if he claims it was a coincidence or not.

Well they might know Native Americans exist, but they'd probably also think he looks like Johnny Depp.

"Aww, you don't understand how institutional racism affects how racial stereotypes are perceived? *shrug*"

She can call it "not racist" because some hack whose textbook she read redefined the word. Changing the definition of words or phrases is a common tactic around here, almost as common as trying to shame people to silence due to an overabundance of privilegee.

Expected influx cancelled. Everyone opted to fall over laughing at the sight of social-justice warriors defending a guy w/a household net worth of $300 million+.

Cue influx of humanities majors who don't understand that racial stereotyping is an ignorant thing to do regardless of power dynamics in 3.... wait, it already happened.

I don't know where this shit came from where all of a sudden narrow little slivers of feminism come swinging in on a chandelier and trying to decapitate everyone else who works on issues pertaining to women. It's distinctly unhelpful. I just watched it set back women's advancement in my department, but really, that's…

Here's the problem.

RAINN actually cares about stopping rape.

Other folks care about ideological orthodoxy.

Agreed. I mean, this video takes the objectification of women a little too seriously. She is literally the grass on that shot.

[Humming The Battle Hymn of the Republic]

All she wanted was to have a golf ball hit off of her bare ass, but instead she was humiliated like this.

oh snap! lol :)

Somewhere, there is a picture of the back of me shaking his hand. I have been on a search for it.

The guy is 5'11'" and weighs 135 pounds. He's lucky that he only pimped children, because a woman any older and bigger would have just kicked his scrawny ass.

Sorry, NOT you (Porklton Nolan), the Gawker article...

That's a question for Luda's girlfriend, not Shakira's boyfriend.

Most married people, women & men alike, could provide you with a list of things their spouse will not let them do.

Maybe Shakira doesn't want to get married and doesn't think it's an unreasonable request for her boyfriend to ask her not to do sexy scenes with other men. She's not giving him "power," just like guys aren't "whipped" when they promise their girlfriends that they won't go to strip clubs.

Yeah, everyone wants us to quit smoking, but only while fucking us over at every turn possible.

Is ballpoint on a napkin legitimately all I need to get a hoax off the ground? Because I bet I could think of a rad hoax.