To be fair, they weren't really big ideas.

Don't underestimate your ass-kicking abilities. I bet you could kick my ass.

Wait, so the pimps in that Gawker article were lying to us?

I was about to mock Lindy for crying over that Ben Folds song, but then I actually started listening to the song and teared up myself. Chills.

Scooter makes LeBron's flopping look Oscar quality.

I doubt a conversation was even needed. Scooter knows his role.

Ooh so sorry I offended your fan girl love of Shakira. Some people taking life too seriously.

Because Shakira is an individual in a relationship with another individual, and it's not her responsibility to keep making sexy videos just because some rappers don't stop.

Did you miss the part where Shakira said she likes it that way? Or are you saying she can't think for herself?

I would never presume to have told my husband what he could and couldn't do and he knew that saying as much to me would result in my running out immediately to do exactly what was forbidden

All you need to troll the entire world now is a napkin and a pen. It used to take so much more skill and dedication.

I kind of like how they deal with this shit in Iran:

I don't normally agree with conspiracy theories, but you might be right on the money (puns!) with that one.

I don't have strong opinions (or any opinions) on 12 Years a Slave, I am not a person of color. Not my place.

If you exclusively and habitually date single specific race outside of what you see in the mirror each morning, (i.e. a white guy who only dates asian girls, or a black guy who only dates white girls, or a half-asian who doesn't like asians etc.) you shouldn't have to fear for your life of course, but you should…

We'll have to wait a decade, when she's fully removed from the industry, to truly find out. Belladonna was practically blacklisted after she a little too honest with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, so if Sasha Grey ever wants to return to porn, she won't repeat that mistake.

Yeah, uh, how did she get away with having a song called "Ur So Gay?"

They had an open marriage, but he seemed to be the only one practicing the open part.

Hall, who listens to Bun B to get hyped up for work

"You're being cisphobic!"