You sure get upset when people mock you for masturbating to cartoon children, freak.

A person first needs to do a little "emotional triage" before trying to process the rejection. That means they should identify emotional supports and ways to busy themselves while the shock of the loss and rejection sink in. It could take days or even months to begin to "forget" the feeling of the "rejecter's"…

How do people like you exist outside of Jezebel? You must get offended constantly in real life, literally everywhere you go. Does it get tiresome, or do you consider it your own personal crusade? I'm genuinely curious.

There were other people throughout the country who wore the same costume and posted photos to the internet. They received no backlash. I would say death and rape threats are an unexpected response.

Hm. Well, I am not defending or justifying rape threats.

I don't feel sorry for her.

Ancient Egyptians never get out of the way of chariots. Some stereotypes are true.

I'll post this here, since the poster (HermioneStranger) who described Kink.com as having a "good reputation" dismissed my reply:

Kink.com has a good reputation.

Kink.com is great? Really? The same Kink.com where a girl just got fucked by a bloody dick and was diagnosed with HIV? Do a little research before you praise a porn company.

All I took from this article is that she can forget about ever having a career in entertainment outside of stand-up. The networks aren't hiring women (or men) for sitcoms if they've been fucked on camera. And even in the world of stand-up, she will now just be the "porn comedian" that the other comics smirk about…

I am permanently filing this story in my memory. The next time something incredibly embarrassing happens to me, I will remember this story, and I will realize that no matter how humiliated I am at that moment, it still isn't as bad as what happened to this poor guy. Thank you for sharing.

No one had to tell me not to rape. I just knew not to. The kind of guy who rapes a woman isn't likely to give a shit if you tell him that rape is wrong. He knows that already, he just doesn't care.

I'm surprised no one has attacked you yet, because what you wrote has more logic and common sense than is usually allowed on Jezebel.

So it's okay to call someone a "negro" just because the United Negro College Fund named itself? Give me a break.

Bunch of Sons of Anarchy Guidos.

Did Jezebel really just publish a story that tries to make a victim the villainof their own sexual abuse?