Well now we know what was causing these shapes in the desert.... Sandarines...

Our Canadian Inuit Rangers are patrolling that area with their Lee-Enfield rifles and snowmobiles—so beware.

Is wer bad, comrade.

“What’s blocking our path, ensign?”

I’m picturing this happening at a hockey game and it’s glorious.

This is bad news for the hockey community.

Except with those adorable frayed jeans there’d also be a much bigger and redder puddle.

Douchebag goatee...check.

That was sick tight bro! What a cool, classy dude.

The video wasn’t bad, but the audio... Mute the video and put on some Kavinsky

Don’t be a silly ageist. Let me remind you that todays septuagenarian engaged in more, “against the norm” behaviors during the sixty’s and seventy’s then you will likely experience in your life time. Cops were different, sex was safe, drugs were a culture, three martini lunch was normal, and you could smoke…

I’m pretty sure shopping carts are designed to achieve warp speed at the slightest gust of wind and there’s a navigation system built in to seek out the nearest car.

*radiator dumps coolant*

*HISS* *GROWL*

I frequently park my car next to those cars that park an ostentatiously far distance from the entrance of a store.

Why?

I like walking, and to show them their car is safe NOWHERE.

Alternatively, you park next to the biggest car in the lot and leave a submissive oil leak so everyone knows you’re their bitch.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

I can tell you from experience that the riding a hot scooter like that is TERRIFYING.

Okey dokey... Well not all Vespas. The second bike is a KYMCO, the third bike is a Chinese GY6, and the 4th picture is what happens to the 3rd picture when you spray waaayyyy too much into a bike with the timing not retarded enough. We wanted to run against larger bikes since we were having a good day, but ran out of…

Some scooters are just faster than others.