This sounds like why you *never* enter the intersection until you have clearance on the other side on the square. Also, you *never* turn your wheel before a turn while waiting. It’s terrible, but it’s also basic safety.

I think you mean Prader. Speaking for myself, I always go with Dolce Banana or Gukki.

Obvious tags, please. I ordered my wedding dress online, and they shipped me a grubby, sweat-marked rag. I complained, and then they sent me an actual unworn dress. This added stress to an actual stressful situation.

Donald > Don Jr. > Steve.

Well, I’m glad we’re getting past those “But her emails!” jpgs.

I think I’m done with news. For a day, for a while. I’m not sure.

It’s not his pebble balls. It’s his enlarged prostrate. Without something Russian up his ass, how else is he supposed to come?

Depending on the kind of foreplay we’re up to, my husband does not stay erect throughout the entire process. We mind my business at first, because I take longer. Then when I give the signal, he’s erect. (If men got and stayed erect for hours each time… Well, I don’t want to think about the consequences of that—or why…

I have a bunch of cousins. The fanatical, wild-eyed, home-schooling conservatives have 2-5 children apiece. The few democrats have one child per couple.

Poppytomcat and I saw it Saturday; the theatre was nearly empty (Central PA). We were still talking about it Monday. So often, we walk out of a movie and it’s like we never walked in; this was different. I feel like I’m still in the middle of it. Terrified.

Unless your my grandma and grandpa, and the “second hand on top patting handshake” comes with a wet cheek kiss.

Bobby’s great. Otherwise, all I know is 1) I could not stand to read the article, 2) Candace is a waste of my time, and 3) the gif was annoying. Was that from the dolphin’s source page?

*Rural* upstate NYer here, to the right of the Finger Lakes. In our school, there was a Cambodian teacher’s assistant who somehow survived the Khmer Rouge (though the rest of her family didn’t) and emigrated to America. Her story was terrifying and undeniably powerful, especially to a bunch of fourth graders who were…

It’s Sanders...right?

Star struck—got it!

Clothes dryer rack, fluffing frequently. (Outdoor clothes line is even better—if it’s sunny and you don’t have allergies.)

I hope so!

I don’t post often, but YES! I refresh Jezebel’s homepage all the g-d time. I like to keep ahead of the end times. Otherwise, how will I know how *too many* cans of tomatoes I’ve stockpiled?

Her commentary is deliciously incendiary: scathing, just the way I like it! Except—and I might be the only one who thinks so—her ‘sketches’ are so much weaker than her commentary. And I adore Patton Oswald! But the magic trick scitck was slow, with weird pacing; and Michelle Branch was interminable; also,…

I bought my JCrew wedding dress in 2007. It cost $450. The first dress they sent had been worn: sweat stains under the arms, spotted stains from make-up and grease, unruly wrinkles from the previous owner's seated posture and seam stress. It was terrible! It ended well. And I decided to NOT return my dress. All those…