Really?! Dude Johnny is hands down one of the best fighters in MK history(playing wise) few could control the fucking arena like him. I've always liked his cockyness and how he humbled up over the years in MK and became a pretty great character.

I wonder if Ed Boon, Drake, and the Officer from FLCL exchange eyebrows with each other?

Like the Joker, Luca wasn't looking for anything sensible. He wanted nothing more than to watch the City-State burn. He would put whole cities to the sword because it was good sport to him. Viktor, Flik, and Annabelle really didn't stand a chance against something like that. All the conviction in the world doesn't…

It seems to me that most (re: all) of these individuals could be readily summed up by a single phrase: "Folks who've failed to mature."

If your idea of a fun time is seriously, "LOL (dear GOD do I hate this abbreviation—all the more so because some -paid- authors use it regularly in their articles), I trollolololold…

I like my women like I like my ballsack: COVERED IN BEES!!

FYI, you need a prescription for Viagra as well, it is not covered by insurance, and it is very expensive. Gender equality?

I noticed all that negativity in the other comments and I have to say that I, for one, will partake in a mild Hype once the time is right later this year.

Good lord, is it trollbait day here at Jez? Perhaps we're just testing out the new Kinja capabilities?

I'm going to jump to Adam Carolla's defense here: