*Areas* *Areas* *Areas* WHY CAN'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL POSSESSIVE ABOUT ENTERING A NEW AREA RATHER IT IS SIMPLY PLURAL JESUS HOW DO PEOPLE GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THIS

The author's fucked up grammar/apostrophe use makes it impossible for me to take any of these etiquette tips seriously. Yes, I'm a snob.

What's funny about your outrage is that you promote learning English using poor grammar. It's "here", not "hear". America is capitalized. It's "and", not "an". It's "expect", not "except". It sounds like some Mexicans could probably teach you more functional English. No respect for this country? I went balls out for…

I love me some animal shows! You should check out "My Life as a Turkey." SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD!

It's funny, every time I read an article on Gawker or Jezebel where a black writer touches on a the subject of race or any other touchy subject, white readers are always complaining about how they don't understand the article, or the grammar was bad or some other petty shit that has nothing to do with the point of the…

No he didn't. Two or three uncredited screenwriters did, he had "notes", they applied the "notes", AND HIS NAME WENT ON IT.

First off I'm a dude, second off fuck u my child's comfort is more important than your virgin eyes. Don't wanna deal with it? Look the other way, it's not like he's pissing in your mouth. Everybody takes a piss and guess what little kids can't hold it in like you and me can, their muscles aren't developed properly yet.

After the Walt Disney Concert Hall and that hotel in Vegas, developers need to figure out that if you're going to do big sweeping curves in reflective buildings, you need to run some simulations as to where the focal point of the reflected sunshine is going to end up. If you're particularly brilliant, you structure…

well, i smell a big ol' settlement. not enough to cover the real trauma she suffered, but hopefully enough to put the fear of god into some of the fucking nutjobs that hide behind a badge.

I know just how you feel. For instance, reading your post, I'm reminded about how much I hate assholes. I'm sorry that you are an asshole and this might offend you but I honestly respect someone less if they are an asshole. I know the facts and it's a tiny portion of people who can't by means of empathy and simple…

Just because it's normal to be an asshole in America doesn't mean it's right, either, but look at you go!

People like you who generalize make me sick. I was in a very bad accident years ago, an accident which left me bedridden and immobile from the waist down for a year. Guess what? I'm not a size 5 anymore. When your…

No way that it happened as phrased. The person meant to say: "I just came in my girlfriend's glove after jerking off. How can I clean it up without her noticing?"

But, at the risk of sounding like a pedantic asshole, aren't those leg quarters, rather than chicken thighs? A leg quarter is a leg and a thigh, like in the pictures. Geeez, that is rather pedantic of me, but still, great article.

So technically, women have a penis too. It's just on the inside.