It's downright uncanny how much Taylor Swift looks like a Barbie doll in this picture.

My first thought upon seeing this article was "Has anyone posted the censored Count yet?" That is pretty much my favorite video in existence. I have watched it probably 25 times over the past few years and I giggle like a moron every. single. time.

Third! They're all gorgeous, but I feel like I could actually find places to wear that one in real life.

...I guess I did miss the "joke," because it seemed like an honest question. Sorry, I guess?

The phrase "white trash" in and of itself is both racist and classist. Not only does it involve calling poor people sub-human, but why is the modifier "white" there except to distinguish "white trash" from the apparently default non-white sort of "trash"? It's one of those phrases that's really common but really awful…

Seriously. I am an adult who eats at McDonald's MAYBE once a year and I would totally buy Happy Meals for the next two weeks if it would get me a Lumpy Space Princess of my very own.

Yuuuup. I love my talented, accomplished friends, but there are days when I just can't even with Facebook because if I see one more post about how one of them just ran a marathon and then met the Dalai Lama on their way back from mountain-climbing in the Alps, having their latest book published, and receiving their…

I think for at least some of them, it's a desperate attempt to avoid confronting the idea that maybe, just maybe, the reason they have trouble finding a date isn't "there are no women in the world I could date, because no woman could possibly ever appreciate the awesome things I'm into" but rather "I'm not actually a…

Statistically speaking, that number is actually well above average. That's not to say it's in any way bad, because there isn't such a thing as a "bad" number of consenting partners to have had, whether it's 0 or a million or anything in between, but "average" seems to be somewhere in the general range of 5-10 total…

My favorite thus far: "On the other hand, I am experiencing one heck of a chipmunk, though. At least it's a pretty scary medical situation."

As another April birthday, I agree - but since we're supposed to be being "seasonal" and I have no idea when banana season is, I vote we steal strawberry-rhubarb pie from May, give them key lime pie instead, and then eat ALL THE PIES (except for chess pie, because that is not even a real pie, it's just nasty…

"gorilla marketing technique"

I have never forgotten one of the early Viagra ads, which featured a picture of a smiling middle-aged man while the voiceover intoned, "THIS is the face of erectile dysfunction!" My immediate first thought was, "20 years from now, that guy is STILL going to walk into a bar and have his buddies say, 'Hey, everybody,…

I wondered that, too! I met my partner of 5 years on a discussion forum. I never quite know what to tell people when they ask how we met, because "we were the two people not being idiots in a random internet argument" doesn't seem to be the sort of story they have in mind.

Fuck yes. R & G 4EVR.

I like the concept of mocking creepy PUA guides, but the execution here isn't so great. The satire either needs to be more over-the-top or stepped back, especially in the "Somalia" and "AA meetings" sections, because they really don't fit in with the rest and end up feeling less like "PUAs are often creepy, racist,…

This needs to be linked here because it is the best:

Ahahahahaha amazing.

This, so much. I have absolutely nowhere to wear any of these but I waaaaaaaant.

Yeah, it's actually kind of a pretty song! If it were sung by someone who could actually sing well and paired with a music video that appeared to have anything to do with the song beyond "it's called Wrecking Ball, so that's the object that you'll get naked and writhe around on," it could have actually been good.