Too little.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.

"Hi, yes, my name is Darren Rovell, and I'm concerned that one of your writers, a Mr. J Swift, implores me to eat newborn infants. This is quite troubling, and I advise disciplinary measures posthaste."

That's what I do everyday here, me and my other burner account.

Seems more fitting now than ever that Blake's tennis hero is Arthur Ash.

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

Police assisted-immolation is definitely not the best way to effectuate change, especially when there aren't even any light bulbs around.

Not sure why they were playing in Marlins Park...but thats neither here nor there.

"The Pacers are in a terrible place."

If only we had some leads! GAH!

This puts a lot of pressure on the other twin.

Looks like you should spend less time as TheLaughingMan and more time as TheReadingMan.

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

I guess they cut back by just over a qatar of the games.

Not known for his power, Peralta knew an upper-decker was likely out of the question; instead, he shortened up his stance, choked up a bit, and squeezed out a dribbler down the line.

Seth Meyers is the Todd Van Poppel

What a relief after that asshole Dorn pranked Wood with the old red card in the locker trick.

This train is expected back before Derrick Rose.