Holy shit, Drew's right!

Do you think this plaid sport coat makes me look fat? Asking for a friend.

Looks like Chipper finally had his fill of something.

Looks like CVS doesn't have any trouble putting this bomb on display.

"Adios, asswipe."

"Do you think Bernie Fine was an ass or balls man? Help me out here."

I think you might be on to something.

Chewy Honey Raisin Oatmeal Cookies

"Miami fans couldn't even be convinced to help Muhammad Ali finish a Harlem Shake video."

+1, and you earned a mention on whatever terrible AM sports talk show I was listening to this morning.

Would you rather eat a horse-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized horses?

Fights and/or moobs

This is totally... accurate, actually.

It's not intended solely for students. It's mostly geared at fans, on-campus or off. And again, they are not impartial journalists - they're PR spinsters. They shouldn't be expected to paint their programs in a negative light.