PolkPanther
PolkPanther
PolkPanther

I so miss this band. Did you hear the tribute cover album that just came out?

/Pours entire case of Fiji water on the curb

+1 to you then good sir.

Turns out, Roger Goodell told his Discipline Ninja to snap Payton's neck a year ago, but he got confused.

Please tell me you did that.

I'll have you know that it took a 1380 score to inspire this commenter's Photoshopping career.

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Great news about Carl Weathers starring in a viral video on the Internet. The big question... do you think he'll...

Sure, you think that's scary, until you see what's rolling around America's golf courses made out of the spare parts.

Members of the Grand Forks Force knew something was up when the owner ordered them all water instead of the recommended raspberry lemonade.

*Bing bing*

Wapoopin

Worse foreign country to play baseball in - Italy, or Canada?

My dad took me a Phillies-Dodgers game at Veterans Stadium. It was 1987 or 1988. Tommy Lasorda was coaching the Dodgers, and it was at the height of his infamous feud with the Phillie Phanatic and his endorsement deal with Slim Fast. We had seats right behind the Dodgers' dugout, and in between innings, the Phanatic

It's like looking into a weird, future-predicting mirror, isn't it?

"There is no defeating of Poutine!" yelled Youppi!, a blurry orange mass sprinting to the Centre Bell restrooms, ready to submit to the inevitable diarrhée explosive.

But more importantly - did you stop at Cabela's and see Uwe's human taxidermy collection?

LeBron has apparently misinterpreted fans' criticisms that he needs to be more clutch.