All that everybody said, plus my two cents:

Clearly, history's greatest journalistic gaffe.

Joe Paterno: Schrodinger's Lion

Hum DUAN

I think it's like winning an F1 race in a 1997 Dodge Neon.

Joke's on you, I used MS Paint.

That's actually video of me after eating at Red Robin the other night.

I know, I'm as surprised as you are.

Jack Dickey lives up to his name and goes over to Fleshbot to pen their new sex toy review column, Gettin' Dickey With It.

Hey guys! I was away for a few days, what did I miss?

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PLUS ONE

One thing's for sure - I'll be watching a Pawn Stars: Detroit rerun instead.

AntiwarHorse

"I'm sorry, I'm all out of condoms baby."

The ukelele I can understand, but mocking Barkley's diet is just mean.

"I'm sorry there weren't WMDs after all."

President Air Force One.

Those videos absolutely kill me.

Mark it off!