But most everything moist is good. Birthday cake, chicken, saunas, hot towels, vaginas. Swamp-ass is really the only negative moist I can think of.

That's a very postmodern reaction to it.

Garza Strip Parkour only resulted in a 15-day DL stint for a bruised coccyx and a citation for public indecency.

How very grok of you.

I assume this is what you looked like when you typed that post:

The race is on Versus/NBC in the US. Phil Ligget and Paul Sherwin (who IMO are the best commentary team in any sport in the world right now) do the broadcast.

Although I typically shy away from meme-based Photoshopping, I feel this is the only way to accurately portray my emotions at the Flyers' general free-agent dipshittiness today.

Alberto Contador has to be the odds-on favorite again to win, although most feel he'll have to do it largely by himself since he lacks strong team support on SaxoBank.

I just want you to know that you've vaulted Phintastic as my favorite Florida-sports-team-themed-nickname commentor.

I'm... speechless.

I see Nibbles is back.

Not dead DUAN

Women?

Nice.

Also looking like a three-quarters-eaten banana? Brett Fav—

YOU HAVE ALL SULLIED MY VISION OF THIS THREAD.

FRIDAY NIGHT CAT VIDEO POST

I think Hatey is the winner. He rationalizes things so well.

Conundrum DUAN

C.R.E.A.M., buddy.