“This is all so stupid” -2018 in one sentence.

Outlawing sexy costumes? Don’t you see? Now we’re the dystopia!

As a rule, anyone whose costume makes me laugh gets extra candy. I would’ve given this guy the bowl and called it a night. Sorry kids.

Thank you for sharing something that is actually sexy!!!

Awww. He cute.

Kinda of creepy considering she's underage 

This guy, however, gets it.

The wig is killing me.

“I’m aware of popular culture but I don’t understand it” - YES. jesus fucking christ.

the only appropriate response to this i can come up with right now is a nathan fillion reaction gif parade.

Go home capitalism, you're drunk.

Wow this is soooo wrong. I can’t even form the words. Let’s take clothes a woman wears to show she is raped every month and turn it into something meant to be alluring and scream sex. This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is for the on-the-go Halloween lover who wants the latest costume that says “I’m aware of popular culture, but don’t understand it.” Last year, she was Sexy Eleven.

Film reimagining: A 12 hour period wherein women get revenge on the men who hurt them and they won’t be charged for it: the purge

I hope the Secret Service changes his nickname to ‘champignon’. They can tell him it means champion. He won’t know the difference. 

Per Stormy’s description, it’s a small white button champignon.

They certainly don’t clean themselves

OMFG. Ten bucks says he’s now going to use that effing Presidential Alert thing to send us all dick picks to show us how big and presidential it is. 

Thanks Jezebel, now I have that image with me. Not just this morning but for the rest of my life. Could this have waited till at lest the afternoon? Can’t unread arghhhhhh!!!!