“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally just lay back and say it—that we are really just a nation of 220 million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

If a person died for any reason, like old age, just add them onto the list.

And those “billions of dollars” materialized in the form of that bloated, wet-diaper wearing asshole throwing a roll of paper towels at them. I don’t think there has ever been a better or more damning picture to sum up the utter failure of his Presidency. Fuck him forever.

may  Florence repay his supporters in kind.

I need to stop doing this because it ultimately doesn’t matter but...

Trump's most amazing power is convincing all those people living basically on the poverty line (if not well below) that they're just like him and every time he does something that fucks over the entire country (trade wars, rolling back environmental regs, etc.), it's a good thing because he's "triggering the libs."…

Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

OK stop spouting this ridiculous liberal bullshit. I mean honestly, how fucking dumb are you?

I’ll give you $100 if he’s ever even heard of Anne Frank

I hate the ‘Imagine If’ game, but imagine if a Democratic politician said that the death toll from 9/11 was inflated by Republicans so that they could have an excuse to invade Iraq.  Sean Hannity’s head would rage-explode.

“But he just says what we’re all thinking: Fuck brown people. We’d rather they didn’t exist” -- MAGAs and Any Republicans

When I left the Island, AFTER the storm had hit, they had anywhere from 6 to 18 deaths. As time went by it did not go up by much. Then, a long time later, they started to report really large numbers, like 3000...

Not going to happen. This is not a man who know anything at all about books that aren’t about him.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

Ok, all I need is for him to say that The Diary of Anne Frank is a work of fiction and I’ll win Dipshit Bingo.

On that matter, I always defer to the great Mae West...

I went to Twitter yesterday and saw that Norm MacDonald was trending. I thought maybe he died. Nope. He was just driving a nail into the coffin of his career.

I would gladly attend this event - please schedule.

Best Bachelor party I’ve ever been to was an all-day smoking class that taught us how to smoke an entire pig: ribs, shoulder, sausages, plus chicken and sides. You tended the fire and drank all day, then ate like kings as everything came off the smoker throughout the day before passing out at 8:30 PM thanks to a full…

“And the dude who organized it still sent me a fucking BILL for the group’s strip club tab.”