I hope he finds out he is number 4 in the rotation because his dick game is kind of weak.

Honestly, Rihanna bossing around Leonardo DiCaprio and finding him subpar is basically every sex dream I have ever had.

THIS. I've *never* understood this. I'm a programmer with a college degree working for what anyone else would consider "good" money...but I don't think it's good at all. I'm not paycheck to paycheck, but I'm also never home. Half the time I'm asked to come in on weekends and work nights because some jackass up the…

As much as I'd love a law like this, there's no way we'd EVER get that passed.

Yes random commenter guy I will be sure to take your clearly studied opinion of the facts over that of actual economists.

That's the only explanation I've heard that makes sense to me. Honestly, sometimes American workers really seem to me like the proverbial crabs in a bucket, dragging each other down.

Of course I don't buy them already shelled, you pinko PETA-supporting commie! I buy them LIVE so I CAN KILL THEM.

Sorry, I won't hire FrostyBitches.

ANYTHING BUT THAT

This is legitimately my parents' argument. My mother makes $15/hour and she has flat out said she doesn't think the minimum wage shouldn't be raised because it wouldn't be fair for her to make the same as a McDonald's cashier.

It also raises the subject of even people who work jobs you find abhorrent being every bit as good and necessary as you.

Just decided: I'm starting a fast food chain that pays entry-level employees $20 just to piss off FrostyBitch and everyone else blathering about how it isn't fair. Suck on that, assholes!

You're right, the world does not need janitors, or fast food workers, or retail staff. That's why we pay them so little, because hiring them was an act of charity, not necessity.

genuinely shocked that anyone would be ok with folks working 40+ hours a week and not being able to live.

Trickle-up economics. So you're now making $15.30 an hour.

"An increase in the minimum wage tends to have a “ripple effect” on other workers earning wages near that threshold. This ripple effect occurs when a raise in the minimum wage increases the wage received by workers earning slightly above the minimum wage."

People don't think fast food workers should make $15 an hour because it forces them to confront the fact that they're, probably, getting paid shit as well and they don't want to admit that to themselves.

You my friend are a true American hero.

This is bullshit. The people working for slave wages in fast food joints have it SO good. They don't need a living wage or heath care. Working yourself to death for a pittance is the American way and their tears make the cheap burgers taste delicious.