Nice ableist slur. You don’t have the most consistently awesome posting history yourself, so maybe clean up your own shit before you sling shit at others.

VAMPIRE MCPOYLE

You win.

I can’t say that any of the Trumps are cool enough to warrant actual vampire status. In vampire lore, they always seem to be these cool, collected, manipulative types. I think the Trumps FANCY themselves to be those kind of people, but they’re actually easily manipulated themselves, and can…

Hey, if you’re a bad person, you’ve got company ::waves::

NO THAT’S THE THING I’M SENSITIVE ABOUT

OH GOD THEY’RE SUCH DORKS IT’S SO CUTE I MISS THEM ;_;

Your lips to god’s ears, buddy.

This was beautifully stated, thank you.

Honestly, thank god. I respect Oprah’s work ethic and unmatched hustle buuuuuut #peoplewhoknowwhatthefucktheyredoingforpresident2020

Right?? “People go crazy. They start tearing each other to bits,” he told the Tribune.”

We’re VERY sorry if our fight for basic autonomy and the right to not have fingers shoved up our asses and the ensuing public conflict make you uncomfortable, David. /s

Said with UTMOST respect: your grandma sounds like a stone cold bitch, and I’d like to buy her a drink.

Jesus, that’s horrific, and I’m so sorry.

Um...I don’t think the argument you’re trying to make is as effective as you think it is. A situation in which a person is on psychiatric medication, in and of itself, is not going to give said person an easy way to kill a bunch of people. Guns do.

I’d say try again, but you’re not very good at this, so how about we…

Pssssst

*They’re on medication because, generally, they are severely anxious or depressed people, and in the age of the internet and the notoriety said internet can bring a person, some of these people decide to go out with double birds in the air in a last-ditch effort to get anyone at all to give a shit about them…

“You can get pissed at me all you want, but this messenger is used to being shot.”

A rape apologist AND a martyr. However do you find the time? 

Oh god FUCK you for putting your love of movies over the SAFETY OF CHILDREN, YOU ASSBAG

Go see a shrink, for Christ’s sake.

Agreed. If I see his dumb, rubbery face in person I know I am going to jail that day.

I am so sick of staring at this man’s stupid face. He looks like a knockoff Eddie Munster waxwork that melted a little bit.

This is some DELICIOUS-ASS TEA

Omg deets. Pics/article link/etc.?