And not a single goddamned Sweet Brown gif. Come on, guys.

Well now I have to know what kind of cane you had

Sigh. I'm in the midst of this right now, and I'll admit that it's not the overly-muscled look I'm avoiding, it's the work. I fucking HATE pushups/pullups/etc.

It's working.

Eenteresting, thanks for le link :)

There's a BAND called Helvetica?

They stank of unemployment.

Hmm? Were you still talking?

I absolutely hold 100% with the "not actively looking for someone" sentiment, as that's exactly how I've met every single SO I've dated. Contradictory though it may seem, I met my fiancee on OKCupid, but I was really on there just to go out on dates and meet people for fun (and possibly sexy flings). I was most…

Try this! It's under "Training Program". It's taking me WAY longer than the chart says, but I'm most definitely making progress :D

I'm not trying to be a smartass here, but what is the alternative? I realize it's not so black and white as "go out and be a hand-shaking number-grabbing automaton" and "sit home and cry into a plate of pizza rolls FOREVER", but every potential mate is a crapshoot, right? It is kind of an eeny-meeny-miney-you'll do…

Do they, though? That point seems lost on you.

I once heard three hipster dudes talking about how awesome Helvetica is for a good 20 minutes in a coffee shop. Your argument is invalid.

It's all that squattin' in the potato fields...? Nah, I've got nothing.

May thanks :D

Trying clean eating at the moment in addition to working out 3-4 times a week, we'll see what happens :D

AMEN. I have Mexican hips and a flat Irish ass (yay for mutts!) and I want an apple, dammit >:/

Totally. I used to skip a lot because I'd tell myself "down time is important!" It is, but one does NOT need 3-4 hours of scrolling through Imgur/Tumblr/Jez every damn night.

Supposedly my butt got better after a week (which is how long I've been doing them), but I haven't noticed it doing jack shit for my thighs, either.